Friday, November 10, 2006
Kids Say The Darnest Things
KJ told me something today that totally cracked me up.
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A mother and her little boy were on the MRT when the little boy felt an uncontrollable urge to go toilet.
Little Boy: ????????
The Mother: ??????????????
Little Boy: ???! ???! ???????????????
The Mother: ??????????!
Little Boy wailed: ???daddy ??, ?????
Everyone in the train: stunned dio
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Moral of the story?
To all adults out there, even if you have an uncontrollable urge, please ensure that you shut your windows tight, close your doors properly or do whatever preventive measures before relieving your urge la. Dont let your little kids, little cousins or even little neighbours see. Kids can say the darnest things one leh....
Anyway....
We went to eat Chong Qing Hot Pot today to celebrate the birthday of our Mr Nice Guy in advance. It was dinner buffet, so we ordered and ordered, ate and ate....
our Ma La Soup and Chicken Broth Soup
Shan had fun trying to cook the fish paste/glue
I was very amazed at how the waiter poured the hot water into our teacups. His aiming is really zun!
According to the waiter, the reason for attaching the long pointy rod was to allow their waiters to pour hot water into teacups from a distance, so that they wont have to keep moving around the table. Quite a brilliant idea eh?
At the end of the dinner, guess who among us is the last person eating?
It was not our Mr Nice Guy,
Neither was it the nibble queen me,
The person who was still chomping away on the table after 3 hours, our winner of the day is none other than
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our small and petite Iris! WooHoo!!!
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So small yet can eat so much... Win already!!!