Tuesday, July 11, 2006
I was with Shan at Eunos just now and we were talking. As I'm not the observant type, I naturally did not notice the people around me when I was talking to her. As we were talking, this Fat, Ugly and Short man (FUS man) suddenly interrupted our conversation.
FUS man(looking at me) : hello
Me(thinking that he was asking for directions) : ya?
Shan ( puzzled): hmm?
FUS man(nervous, breaking out sweat) : erm..erm..er...hmm... er... Wo ke yi ren shi ni ma? [May i know you?]
Me(puzzled, raised eye brow) : huh? Sorry.. Bu ke yi [ Sorry cannot]
FUS man( even more nervous ) stuttered: er.. er.. er.. zhi zhi shi zuo ge peng you er yi. Ni cong JOHOR lai de ma? [ just want to be friends. do you come from JOHOR?]
Me ( annoyed, thinking) : Wa lao eh.. u think now sixties ar, Tong Xiang ar? [ same town in sixties ar?]
Me: huh? Bu shi ( huh? no)
I tried to ignore him and looked at Shan.
FUS man ( Desperate) : er.. er.. zhi zhi shi zuo ge peng you.. Ni hen xiang wo de zhong xue tong xue. [ Just want to be friends.. You look like my secondary school friend. ]
Me(Frustrated, Irritated, Annoyed) : huh... no...
According to Shan who is more observant, she noticed him standing near us for quite some time while we were talking before coming to ask for my number.
I tried to walk away but Shan being the kind-hearted and mild one said to me," eh i think we dont make it so obvious? We stand here n talk for a while 1st den walk away la..."
Meanie me: Siao ar.. dont care la.. Gross leh...
I gave Shan a shove and we walked away...
I CANT BELIEVE that this FAT ASS actually had the cheek to ask for my number IN THE PUBLIC!!!!! I AM OFFENDED! DO i look like i would give a damn about being a friend of yours, FAT ASS? I'm not your TONG XIANG or TONG XUE and I'm DEFINITELY OUTTA YOUR LEAGUE!!!!!
GO AND TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR and GO ON A DIET FIRST before you come out to jio mei mei the next time la! And PLEEASE! Be more CREATIVE with your pick up line! It is 2006 leh... not 1960s ok! You think girls still carry handkerchiefs ar!
Oh, AND maybe you need to carry a handkerchief with you to wipe your sweat off COS YOU PERSPIRE FREAKING MUCH AND YOU STINK!
Why are such fat and ugly people so thick-skin and desperate? I guess they have absolutely no pride in themselves at all. Bu zhi liang li! Yucks!