Sunday, July 30, 2006



Grace wanted me to teach her how to bake my Oreo Cheesecake. So she came over to my house today and we spent the whole afternoon baking up a storm in my kitchen!



This is our final product. Looks pretty good eh?


Anyway...

I'm off to Hong Kong from 31st till 4th!


I'm gonna EAT AND SHOP, EAT AND SHOP for the next 5 days!

I'm very excited about it because i'm going with only my girlfriends!

4 girls, one city teeming with life, and a whole lot of eating and shopping!

I'm gonna take zillion pictures with my new Casio Exilim!


Woohoo!

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Saturday, July 29, 2006



I had a fren who fell down when she was jogging a few weeks ago. I laughed at her clumsiness. How can anyone fall on a flat ground? hahaha.. Sometimes we really cannot laugh at people one...

Because... There's this thing called retribution...


I got my retribution just now.

I went jogging at the park near my house just now and saw a dog walking in my direction. The dog did not have a leash on. So I wanted to avoid running into it and i tried to predict which way it will go at the roundabout. As i was thinking, i accidentally tripped and fell!


KNS! Just when i'm about to leave for Hong Kong, i must have a SCAR on my elbow?!?!! Urghh!

my ugly scar. #$#^%^&

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At Ichiban Boshi...
=)

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Friday, July 28, 2006





oh eh, I just watched The Lake House with Grace. This story actually came from this Korean movie called IL Mare. Actually, i think i watched the Korean version before, and maybe i was watching the vcd on my laptop at that time, it didnt evoke much emotions in me.

But for this show, there's so much chemistry between Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves. It's super touching la.. I teared twice in the movie. Awww.. this is one hell of a romantic movie that i likeee! The movie soundtracks are super nice too! I'm gonna buy it!


Anyway, before watching the show i went for my Salsa Class without Deann as she's feeling under the weather today. We missed the class last week so i decided to go for the last lesson today so as to catch up with the rest of the class. When i went there, i only saw my instructor sitting on the chair, with a BLACK FACE.

Me: Hello
Instructor: hi
Me: Hey, sorry that we din turn up last week. Cos me and Deann gotta attend our friend's 21st party.
Instructor: Ah.. you all promised last week wanna go hard rock cafe den nv turn up.
Me: Sorry.. But i'm going today... Later i'm going!
Instructor: But i'm not going today..
Me: Huh? How come?
Instructor (looking pissed) : I have sth on later.. I have my own life also mah..
Me: ????
Me thinking: You always ask me to go i cant go now i wanna go den u gimme attitude.


As all the rest of the people were late, he started teaching me first. I think maybe cos today is the last lesson, the rest of the people decided not to come and the class had only 1 student who is me! Usually there are 2 instructors and the same goes for today. 2 intructors with 1 student. Great!

So throughout the whole class, my every bit of mistake in my dance step is under their scrutiny. As i missed out quite a lot of steps he taught last week, i was very blur about the steps and kinda forgotten the previous few dance steps that he taught. He started to be quite impatient and fierce, giving me that kinda very impatient attitude! "Again! One, two, three, four, cross turn........."

Just then, the people who were supposed to come for the class after mine came into the studio and were waiting outside and were all watching us! The female instructor was also very fierce... she kinda scolded me for not knowing my basic steps well and all the while the people outside were looking at me!

ME IS VERY POOR THING!!!!

I dont pay money to get scolded ok! Stupid idiots! Hrmphhh!!! I am angry and hurt!

I had wanted to meet Grace to go to Hard Rock Cafe to watch the salsa scene just now but decided to watch The Lake House instead... Dont feel like going after getting scolded!

Thank goodness the show was Super Niceee. I LOVE The Lake House! Go watch it!

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Monday, July 17, 2006



I woke up today, feeling excited to meet my 477 peeps for Sakura Buffet! I had wanted to go with an empty stomach to eat all i can but my mum bought me ROTI PRATA!


Me: Ma, i going for buffet later leh! If i eat this now later i cannot eat as much liao...

Mum: Aiyah.. ur buffet is in the afternoon.. Eat a bit first la.. by noon time it would have been digested.

Me(feeling a bit hungry) : Okay loh...


So i had my roti prata, polished down all the curry, and half an hour later, my stomach started to be funny. I started to have diarrhoe after that.

Mum: Wah.. like that still want to go eat all the raw salmon sashimi ar? Dont go already lah.. later become worse..

Me: aiyah it will be ok after i've flushed out everything la...

I thought that my lousy tummy will be fine after a while but no i continued running in and out of the toilet...


So in the end: No more Sakura Buffet. =(

and i waited at home for the rest to finish their buffet before i joined them in town.. =( =(


We went to this place called Pitstop near clarke quay to board games.


The Guys in their Act Cool Shot

Sl, me n Min holding all the HOT BODS
all of us with the bday boy in the middle

The shop owner allows their customers to draw grafitti on their walls...

Check out our Graffiti!

Went to eat Zi Char at Chinatown. Ordered prawn paste chicken, kang kong and CHILLI CRABS! Sl n me ended up eating 3/4 of the crabs.. hehe..

And then we surprised Stan with the bday cake. =)

Happy 23rd Birthday Stanley!

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Friday, July 14, 2006



Today is the last day of my internship! My long awaited day! WoOhOo!


Despite all the mundane work that we have to do in the office, i guess we did really had quite a bit of fun walking around in the transit during the last 2 weeks.


At least we got the chance to...


look at airplanes while in the washroom...

look at pretty sunflowers in the garden...


get stuffs from transit at discounted prices...

and slack on the cosy couch in the pantry every morning and after lunch... =D

So what have i learnt from this internship?

Lemme see...

Being careful while doing filing...Being careful while typing out letters that already has a standard format...

Being careful while putting letters into envelopes.. Being careful while doing more filing...

Being careful at photocopying files... And being careful at doing the most brainless things... =)

Speaking of which reminds me that i gotta write my report to submit to my sch's tutor regarding what i have learnt during this internship. It's crapping time! WoOhoO!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006



"Pleasant Surprise" From Ex-Boo


That bastard: Hey how are you?


Me: Wow! Did i see the msg correctly or am i reading this msg while in my dreamland? (Sacarstically)


That bastard: Aiya.. Hope you are doing fine ma...


Me: Wow! Doesnt seem like you very interested to know how i am when i met you several times outside leh.. It doesnt even seem like you even recognised me when i saw u leh.. Wad a "PLEASANT SURPRISE" to see your msg after one year! (sacarstically)


(I met him at clubs a few times and he always pretended that he nv see me. One most obvious incident was when we walked past each other along the wisma underground tunnel while with our own friends. He was talking to his friends when i saw him, and i purposely looked at him in his eye. He saw me and guess wad That Bastard did? Our eyes met and he immediately lowered his eyes and looked away. Why dont dare to acknowledge me? Guilty concious ar? fucker!)


That bastard: Wa lao.. Chill leh, outside you also never say hi ma..Haha... Sorry for being dao la... Hey as you said it has been one year already, dun be so dao la...


(still dare to say i never say hi. Fuck!)


Me: No leh.. i looked at you in the eye and you saw and purposely looked away leh.. dont even want to acknowledge me.. Precisely loh.. one year already suddenly msg me.. Feeling lonely ar? (sarcastically) hahaha...


That bastard: Aiya its my fault la, shoulda said hi, feeling lonely? Haha no la, yest was at zouk ma, play until halfway, my friend got high, gotta send her home, then don't know why also, suddenly thought of how you are.. Anyway are you working?


One word: RIDICULOUS!


Thus That Bastard deserves no reply from me. =)

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006



I was with Shan at Eunos just now and we were talking. As I'm not the observant type, I naturally did not notice the people around me when I was talking to her. As we were talking, this Fat, Ugly and Short man (FUS man) suddenly interrupted our conversation.


FUS man(looking at me) : hello

Me(thinking that he was asking for directions) : ya?

Shan ( puzzled): hmm?

FUS man(nervous, breaking out sweat) : erm..erm..er...hmm... er... Wo ke yi ren shi ni ma? [May i know you?]

Me(puzzled, raised eye brow) : huh? Sorry.. Bu ke yi [ Sorry cannot]

FUS man( even more nervous ) stuttered: er.. er.. er.. zhi zhi shi zuo ge peng you er yi. Ni cong JOHOR lai de ma? [ just want to be friends. do you come from JOHOR?]

Me ( annoyed, thinking) : Wa lao eh.. u think now sixties ar, Tong Xiang ar? [ same town in sixties ar?]

Me: huh? Bu shi ( huh? no)

I tried to ignore him and looked at Shan.

FUS man ( Desperate) : er.. er.. zhi zhi shi zuo ge peng you.. Ni hen xiang wo de zhong xue tong xue. [ Just want to be friends.. You look like my secondary school friend. ]

Me(Frustrated, Irritated, Annoyed) : huh... no...


According to Shan who is more observant, she noticed him standing near us for quite some time while we were talking before coming to ask for my number.


I tried to walk away but Shan being the kind-hearted and mild one said to me," eh i think we dont make it so obvious? We stand here n talk for a while 1st den walk away la..."

Meanie me: Siao ar.. dont care la.. Gross leh...

I gave Shan a shove and we walked away...


I CANT BELIEVE that this FAT ASS actually had the cheek to ask for my number IN THE PUBLIC!!!!! I AM OFFENDED! DO i look like i would give a damn about being a friend of yours, FAT ASS? I'm not your TONG XIANG or TONG XUE and I'm DEFINITELY OUTTA YOUR LEAGUE!!!!!


GO AND TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR and GO ON A DIET FIRST before you come out to jio mei mei the next time la! And PLEEASE! Be more CREATIVE with your pick up line! It is 2006 leh... not 1960s ok! You think girls still carry handkerchiefs ar!


Oh, AND maybe you need to carry a handkerchief with you to wipe your sweat off COS YOU PERSPIRE FREAKING MUCH AND YOU STINK!


Why are such fat and ugly people so thick-skin and desperate? I guess they have absolutely no pride in themselves at all. Bu zhi liang li! Yucks!

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Sunday, July 09, 2006



Hello everybody! After spending the the whole of last night and today writing the html, i finally came up with my new blogskin! Woohoo! There will be no tagboard on my blog now, so please click on the comments icon if u wanna leave a msg for me ya? =)

Updates:

Night cycling

Went night cycling with Grace n Wan qi on friday night. Had wanted to cycle all the way to west coast but as we have no lights on our bikes, we decided to cycle to changi village instead.

hahaha.. i know i look like auntie from market. Lelong lelong. Ji gay ji kor!

happy with wind blowing at our faces

I think i'm getting old... When i went night cycling 4 years ago, it used to be the whole night of cycling around Singapore but time round we were zonked out by the time we reached Changi Village. In the end we decided to end the night by cycling ' Fast n Furious' Back to East Coast. It was quite scary to cycle along that stretch of road as the cars and trucks were travelling at really high speeds... Shit i think i've become less adventurous. OLD ALREADY!!!!

Limin's Uniform Party

Limin's invitation card requested for all the guests to wear uniforms and preferably sec sch u. In the end everyone turned up in jc uniform! -_-

Nvm, me is proud of my CEDAR uniform!

Xueling, Limin n me!

vjc, rjc, CEDAR!

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Friday, July 07, 2006



Since Monday, i've been hoping that i will fall sick. I need a break badly. I need sleep. I'm simply too tired of work. Today, i took mc because i'm simply too sick of work. Recently, everyday seemed to be bad hair days, everyday seemed to be feel-fat-and-ugly days. I decided to pamper myself by visiting my hairdresser. I had wanted to rebond my hair as the hair at the shoulders seemed to be forever messy but my hairdresser said that my hair was too dry to be rebonded. =(

Instead of doing hair rebonding, i had to go for hair treatment. One thing that i dislike about doing hair treatments at hair salons is that the effect of the hair treatment disappears immediately after you wash your hair. Simply not worth the money.

However, the effect from the hair treatment that i had this time round seems to be quite lasting. In addition to the hair treatment, my hair dresser gave me free temporary hair curling. =)


happy in my curls =)

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